Monday, February 1, 2010

diet woes.

while talking with a friend last night, he said something slightly sarcastic.
feigning devastation, i told him that i was going to go ease my pain with a pint of dairy-free, soy-free, gluten-free, sugar-free ice cream.
his response: "so you're going to go eat an ice cube?"
i told him i was going add a bit of rice, to add some flavor.
but touché, nonetheless. touché.

please, envy my (EVIL) diet.

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....my poor baby. But really, rice-flavored ice doesn't sound so bad!!!

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